1. At an ARRMO gathering you should...

Puke in a sink.
Throw your pants over a fence.

2. Technical Ecstasy is...

A bull in a china shop.
Musical Kryptonite.

3. To make a cockatiel be quiet, you should...

Glue its beak shut.
Give it a copy of Magica to review.

4. The one true religion...

Does not exist according to the scientific method.
Is divinely inspired by Geezer Butler.

5. Slayer...

!!!!!!!
Should be an Iced Earth tribute band.

6. Mortiis...

Is a buttmetal icon.
Needs to put the nose back on.

7. If Dave Gilmour recorded a Sasquatch concept album, it would...

Be the greatest thing that ever happened.
Cause the internet to run out of space.

8. Lesbans...

Is misspelled.
Rule.

9. The Burning Bush...

Can be treated with special ointment.
Has been rendered obsolete by Dimeadozen.

10. If you’re at an ATM and you want to find the nearest gated community you should take...

Craig or Rancho
Wereo